>Oldie but goodie

>Giggles are always a good thing:

A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Wyoming , and talks with

an old rancher. He tells the rancher, ‘I need to inspect

your ranch for illegally grown drugs.’

The old rancher says, ‘Okay, but do not go in that

field over there’ as he points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, ‘Mister, I

have the authority of the Federal Government with me.’
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge

and proudly displays it to the farmer. ‘See this badge?

This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…..on any

land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made

myself clear? Do you understand?’

The old rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about

his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and

sees the DEA officer running for his life chased close

behind by the rancher’s prize bull… With every step the

bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely

that he’ll get “horned” before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly
terrified. The old rancher

throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the

top of his lungs…..

‘Your badge…Show him your badge !!!!!!!!!!!’

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>I’m in Leslie!

>Love it Leslie!

>Talking heads and other stupid people…

>Kieth Olbermann in rare form:

“In short, in Scott Brown we have an irresponsible, homophobic, racist, reactionary, ex-nude model, teabagging supporter of violence against woman and against politicians with whom he disagrees. In any other time in our history, this man would have been laughed off the stage as an unqualified and a disaster in the making by the most conservative of conservatives. Instead, the commonwealth of Massachusetts is close to sending this bad joke to the Senate of the United States.”

Well, not so rare. It is most often the liberal/progressive who gets nasty, calls names, heap insults, then whine if you repeat their own words back to them.

He goes on to speak of the southern racists of the 60s, but as always he leaves out that the southern racists of the 60s were democrats. I’ve lived in the south all my life. I’ve visited the north many many times. I’ve traveled the world – watched foreign TV, read newspapers here and in foreign lands, talked with people – asked questions and listened to them talking to each other. Friends, the vast majority of racists in the south are still Democrats. There are far more racists in the North than in the South, there are more racist Democrats in the north than racist Republicans, and racism is rampant in foreign lands – the US has no corner on the racist market. I’m sick to damn death of the idea that the Southern US in the sole purveyor of racism. And I’m sick to damn death of the term racist being used to bludgeon good people into silence. Democrats are the party of keep them down racism.

I don’t know that much, really almost nothing, about Scott Brown. I hope I get the opportunity to find out what he is made of. Right now he is our only hope to slow down the complete government take over of our health care system – they already have much more control than we like to think. Right now he is better than the only other alternative. But I am afraid to hope – I fully expect he will have to win by at least 5% to overcome Democrat dirty tricks.

Oh and Olbermann – If Brown wins, you have just insulted an entire state and, in his capacity as Senator from Minnesota, Al Franken is the bad joke in the Senate. Just sayin’

>Here there be dragons…

>Some time ago I showed you a few of my felted critters. One of my favorites I couldn’t show you because it belongs to D2 and she keeps it at school with her. But she brought it home with her so that I can share.

Dragon…




He is not a particularly threatening dragon.

>Oh Dear…

>

Something is up with my Gus. Normally he has a beautiful shiny coat, people are always commenting on how beautiful and soft his coat is. But right now it is dull, he is itchy, he has little scabby sores all up his spine, looks a little dandruffy with flaky dry skin, and I think he has lost a little weight. Monday was his yearly checkup, I showed the vet the little sores and she gave him an antibiotic. She thinks maybe he picked up a staph infection following a bite he received from the lovely Miss Fiona during a recent wrestling match. I’m not sure if that is it or not, but I’m figuring the cold dry air is not helping so today I’m going to find him a nice moisturizing shampoo and a big ol’ tub of yogurt. Hopefully between all these things we can get him back to his normal, handsome self soon.

>Some people are so darned clever…

>I’ve said many times that I admire people who are good with words, jealous of them I am! The people who came up with these fall into that category. From the Washington Post’s Neologism Contest 2009 in which people come up with alternate meanings for common words:

1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you
absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n), olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you
are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. .

13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief
that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

>With all due respect…

>

They are all the people’s seats, and it is more than high time people took responsibility for how they fill them.

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